Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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