can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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