love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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