so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
he fucked my hip out of place.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
Randomize
