she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Do vagina's smell?
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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