two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
They are going to name an STD after you.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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