Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
Randomize
