so the guy behind me in court for my DUI hearing got a DUI on a lawnmower at 1AM...he is my new hero
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
how does that bad decision feel?
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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