Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
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