I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
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