i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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