"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
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