Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
Randomize
