Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
the liver wants what the liver wants
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
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