my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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