would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
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