I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
Randomize
