He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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