The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
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