Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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