And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
A dude just looked at me like my drunk swaying was corrupting his progeny DUDE YOUR KID HAS A MULLET YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED HIM
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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