The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
I'm sobbing to NWA
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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