He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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