God. I look like such a fucking stand up guy wearing polo shirts. You would totally trust me not to date rape you.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
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