So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I drank like a thousand beers last night and my poo is solid, not gross like usual. I think this means I've grown up.
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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