i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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