i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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