can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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