Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
It's blow job season.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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