I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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