I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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