Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
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