I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
the highlight of my day was when my dad called me when I was watching porn and I muted it instead of pausing it.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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