The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
I AM VODKA MAN
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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