why are there goldfish crackers all over my bed?
you decided you wanted to name them & keep them as pets.
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
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