Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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