He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
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