Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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