That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
I can feel your judgement through the phone
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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