Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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