u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
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