HIV tests are more positive than that guy
i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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