This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
I think your dad took our porno
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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