I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
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