Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
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