Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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