saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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