WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
So squirting runs in the family.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
Someone signed my nipple.
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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