Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
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