Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
Im at a party and this guy hitting on me just showed me his 'caution choking hazard' tattoo right above his penis. There goes any chance he had of getting laid tonight.
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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