Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
MOMMMMMMMMMMAYYY! YOU BIRFED ME TODAYY. IM CELEBRTIN ON YUR BEHAF! THANK YOU!!!!!
I always hoped you would never inherit this side of my personality. Hon, trust me, you're a mess. Go to bed...alone. xoxoxo
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
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