That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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