Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
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