can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
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