you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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