He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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